Marvel’s Chris trifecta
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
How the Age of Ultron will begin
- *Sitting with the Avengers*
- Natasha: So your brother's dead?
- Thor: Yes...
- Thor: He does a wonderful impression of you, Steven
when i’m saying bye to my queer friend
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
sometimes you don’t need to find someone else
I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME